So yeah

Body- you are not effing funny. There is no reason I should be having mass quantities of fertile CM right now. You haven't O'ed in the time frame in over a year. Don't go acting all normal on me now, you psychotic piece of crap. I would have chalked up some of yesterday's to remains of the contrast from the HSG, but I don't recall being told that stuff is stretchy. I actually left a spot a couple places I sat yesterday. Lovely. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. Or in with the tigers, I would suspect that would have yielded the same result.